My mother liked playing mind games with me and she had a vicious sense of humor:
If I don't learn how to read - my voice would disappear. When I came down with strep throat - it freaked the f... out of me! The best untrue fact my mom every told me: That drag racers were two men running down the street in women's clothes. The scariest lie my mother ever told me was: If I wander off (when I was a very young kid) - the 'boogie man' not the 'bogey man' would kill me and turn me into a dancefloor. I did not go 'dancing' till late in my life. |
