Better Ask Benson!

20-Nov-23 19:16pm
Liane H
Oi Benson ! Riddle me this ..? Q. Oh wait a minute I'll come back when I think of one .
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20-Nov-23 17:03pm
Pat C 618241
A shoodle! He looks very intelligent Al.
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19-Nov-23 18:03pm
Lee b 979050
What happens when you cross a poodle with Sheepdog?
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- 19-Nov-23 18:04pm
  APB
  instant cartoon character?
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- 19-Nov-23 19:11pm
  Chosen
  A Pog or a Peep.Edited 19-Nov-23 19:34pm
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- 23-Nov-23 09:00am
  allin
  2 dogs having some great fun for 15 seconds
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19-Nov-23 14:21pm
boy blunder
we had a great dog a while back he got the paper for us every morning. The only prob was we were not subscribed, but anyway what dog tells the best time;;;;;; and how do you stop a dog from barking in the front yard,,,,what type of dog does a zoo keep
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- 19-Nov-23 15:51pm
  APB
  A watch dog?....put the dog in the back yard?
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- 19-Nov-23 16:06pm
  boy blunderAPB
  clever dog and let benson know the zoo keeps shitz zus
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- 19-Nov-23 19:29pm
  APBboy blunder
  where do you get good ones from?
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- 19-Nov-23 19:34pm
  boy blunderAPB
  google dad jokes about a subject ie dogs
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- 19-Nov-23 19:39pm
  APBboy blunder
  I meant a good zus?...I know where the shitz zus are....
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- 19-Nov-23 19:41pm
  boy blunderAPB
  sorry on my 6th bourbon bit slow
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19-Nov-23 11:52am
BLACK LIVES MATTER
The TV show (Benson) or is just another name for AI?Edited 19-Nov-23 13:55pm
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- 19-Nov-23 13:12pm
  APB
  that's the dog in the picture!
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- 19-Nov-23 13:56pm
  BLACK LIVES MATTERAPB
  I do have vision issue (duh - I thought it was an image representing AI)!Edited 19-Nov-23 14:03pm
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14-Nov-23 19:42pm
mary c
https://www.pinterest.nz/pin/595178907030741707/ Why Benson does Thomas make me feel like this?
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- 18-Nov-23 23:19pm
  APB
  that is super creepy
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- 19-Nov-23 09:37am
  allinAPB
  i must concur,,,
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- 19-Nov-23 20:50pm
  mary cAPB
  could it be one of the Thomases?
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- 20-Nov-23 08:55am
  allinmary c
  is it elizathomas????? 🤣🤣
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14-Nov-23 05:52am
allin
woof??
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13-Nov-23 23:55pm
Liane H
Just as I thought... Benson hasn't given any constructive answers so far. Perhaps he needs some multiple choice questions... hmmm or is he just never going to tell?:
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- 18-Nov-23 23:20pm
  APB
  he probably needs at least one sensible question to take part? Edited 18-Nov-23 23:20pm
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- 18-Nov-23 23:26pm
  Liane H APB
  ok ,where have you been?
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- 18-Nov-23 23:28pm
  APBLiane H
  Nambucca Heads...5 days going bonkers running around in circles on a beach...practicing impressive skids and playing with other dogs...fantastic...we had a massive storm and even that was fun... did you miss us? Edited 18-Nov-23 23:37pm
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- 18-Nov-23 23:30pm
  Liane H APB
  Surfing? I didn't know Benson wore boardies..
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- 18-Nov-23 23:45pm
  APBLiane H
  he is a dark dog with many skills...he still cannot play the piano though...I keep telling him to concentrate...I think a lot of it is caused by him falling off the stool... and his feet cannot reach the pedals... Edited 18-Nov-23 23:47pm
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- 18-Nov-23 23:51pm
  Liane H APB
  l noticed your absence ,yes. I could teach him if I could still remember how to play ,, 10 yrs of classical,,but oh so many moons ago! As for Benson falling off his stool.. hmm? Perhaps he should learn his squat techniques a bit better. Oh dear ,you see what's happened in your leave of absence ,I've been hanging around with that cross dressing Allin too frequently haah !
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- 18-Nov-23 23:58pm
  APBLiane H
  I had no idea about the cross dressing....if he is going to wear a dress he just needs to keep his knees together.. and probably shave a lot Edited 19-Nov-23 00:00am
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- 19-Nov-23 00:51am
  Liane H APB
  oh most agreed ! Save us from his sins.Edited 19-Nov-23 01:08am
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- 19-Nov-23 09:38am
  allinLiane H
  hey,, i resemble that remark,, 😁
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- 19-Nov-23 10:52am
  Liane H allin
  Hee hee !
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13-Nov-23 07:34am
mary c
Benson are you single?? from Freddie- May pomeranian chihuahua..:))
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12-Nov-23 19:00pm
APB
well its going better than I thought so far...Benson was right...
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- 18-Nov-23 23:18pm
  Liane H
  Better scroll a little bit further,, seeeek and ye shall find! Woofer. :)
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12-Nov-23 05:44am
allin
woof woof woof ;-))
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11-Nov-23 23:28pm
Holly Cat
Hola Benson! I'm Pepito Jose Jalapeno, an almighty chihuahua. Do you know of any stinky, dirty places I can roll around in?
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11-Nov-23 13:11pm
Chosen
Just a dog and its old tricks.Edited 11-Nov-23 19:20pm
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- 12-Nov-23 05:43am
  allin
  i knew you were gonna say that chosen,,,
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- 12-Nov-23 05:58am
  Chosenallin
  I'm Gunter get you.
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- 12-Nov-23 14:28pm
  Gunter LChosen
  This really is a "shaggy dog" story. Just what I'd expect from you.
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- 12-Nov-23 18:57pm
  ChosenGunter L
  I told you so.
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- 13-Nov-23 09:32am
  allinChosen
  i knew you were gonna say that chosen...
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11-Nov-23 12:31pm
Dada WA
Jock agrees - woof woof woof.
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11-Nov-23 05:52am
allin
ahhhhhhh,, woof, woof, barkbarkbark,, woof???
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- 11-Nov-23 13:23pm
  APB
  woof!
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	Better Ask Benson!
	APB	10-Nov-23 11:16 pm
	YES that ultimate source of all wisdom..a two year old Sheepdog standard Poodle cross..a valuable resource for all your problems..or at least that is what he tells me...