General Topic
We want you to be honest
APB05-Apr-25 07:30 pm
Do you intend to spend vast quantities of money on a new home or car?...no?...are you already in massive debt?...or would you like to be?...no?...do you eat or drink vast quantiles of crap that will kill you?....no?...really?...OK...las t chance...do you spend your life gambling?...No?...sorry this survey has had enough suckers (sorry respondents)..or it is closed or something...technical issues...cannot find the server...you have already done this survey...take your pick....now please go away...we are looking for victims.....ha ha ha!
Comments
  • Louise 1661107
    Huh wtf.. I learnt the hard way or is that the Long way!?!.... That I don't do stupid sh-t no more and anyway IT was my outlet
    • Danielle R 478487
      Wouldn't it be nice if the surveys were looking for people on a budget,that have reduced spending and outside activities. Because if that was the demographic I would be their girl.馃榿
      • Pat C 618241
        Who would you like me to introduce, what do you need in a victim?
        • Felicity O
          If we are honest and respectful when completing surveys (as we are asked to be), why can't the survey companies be honest and respectful to us? It should work both ways. There are times when I dread what is going to happen when I click submit, especially when the survey was much longer than expected. Am I going to be treated with respect and awarded the points owing, or will I be screened out or get the dreaded missing session message?
          • Elizabeth T 396096
            I get in trouble for being honest and I often get screened out because of my brutal honesty. ROFL.
            • robin and princess cierra 6
              hi apb well done yep the surveys are oops something went wrong or its your browser tech issues and the bowling its freezing up lol
              • Karen S 841350
                APB like the photo of your dog!
                • Holly Cat
                  I love the open ended questions that say to "please be as detailed and specific as possible". I take it literally lol, then when I try to go to the next question, I get, "too many characters", so I have to delete stuff, then it's not so detailed!
                  • APB
                    Yeah they don't read any of it..there is just some basic AI counting how many character you use...a robot trying to make sure you aren't one too..pretty sad
                • Missy Wyld
                  yer you are correct.....it is what it is I guess...sumtimes you are forced to give a wrong ans bc they give u no other options as an alternative. Or like seriously why wud a CEO, COO, vice president be doing farkin surveys....no ur not one? sorry you did not make the cut bye bye or u get what feels like to the end of the survey (15-20mins in)...suddely boom, you did not quialify sorry....wtf????!! haha what a joke.... yer cant think of more right now but there are sooo many examples.....
                  • Pat C 618241
                    Ha ha most of us have been victims at some time or another especially of those who decide whether or not you can answer their idiot surveys!
                    • Janet H 854956
                      All the above when it comes to surveys, as well as 鈥榶ou have been using the browser button) 馃檮 and I don鈥檛 even know what that is!!
                      • APB
                        love it Janet!!
                      • Janet H 854956APB
                        It really ticks me off!
                    • Petr 1608531
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                      • APB
                        If you do a lot of surveys it may make more sense Petr...they often aren't really surveys...they are only looking for answers they like....or potential customers...if you aren't what they want you get thrown out again......when you watch TV and it says "surveys indicate.." you know that these surveys are fairly useless and run by people who want certain results...and are happy to pay big bucks...
                    • Denise C (Qld)
                      I don't quite get your drill? Are you referring to some of the idiotic questions we are confronted with on surveys?
                      • APB
                        just having a laugh Denise...
                    • boy blunder
                      Did you cop all that on one survey or are you taking the weird questions from different surveys, all of these questions I have had on different surveys and yes they seem like a 12-year-old or a monkey wrote them I don't think they are looking for honesty I think they want stats we have a household income of 50 k next question why are you not interested in a 45000 dollar car
                      • Dada WA
                        Why would anyone be honest? Just a thought!
                        • Janet H 854956
                          What would the world be like if everybody told the truth? 馃
                      • Christina C 466456
                        Maybe they're looking for people who are actually drunk at the time they attempt the survey 馃槒
                        • Anne 1611053
                          That does happen often
                          • APB
                            and oh yes...when you ask me to pick out the number double zero...you dicks...double zero is not a number...FOOTNOTE:....As an update...since I posted this comment...NO survey has asked me to choose to choose the number 00...ever....maybe someone IS listening?

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